“Every reasonable businessman is willing to sit and wait half an hour for a shave which he could give himself in 3 minutes, because he knows that if he goes downtown without understanding exactly why Chicago lost two games...
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“Every reasonable businessman is willing to sit and wait half an hour for a shave which he could give himself in 3 minutes, because he knows that if he goes downtown without understanding exactly why Chicago lost two games...